1 00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:10,650 You get that, Inky? 2 00:00:10,950 --> 00:00:12,490 Back over here kicking this ladder? 3 00:00:44,930 --> 00:00:50,250 Now, Lance, the media has never commented in interviews on how big you 4 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:53,230 comment? Look, I don't think about that. I never measured it. 5 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:58,050 I guess it's pretty good. In fact, it's great. You know, they're all big on 6 00:00:58,050 --> 00:01:02,650 screen. Well, do you enjoy your sex scenes with co -star Linda Hand? 7 00:01:03,370 --> 00:01:05,470 Well, Linda Hand's the studio's top female star. 8 00:01:05,950 --> 00:01:07,030 That's why we work together. 9 00:01:07,470 --> 00:01:09,130 And do you get together off camera? 10 00:01:12,010 --> 00:01:17,130 Linda and I have our own private lives, so the only time we're together is when 11 00:01:17,130 --> 00:01:18,130 we're shooting. 12 00:01:18,390 --> 00:01:22,950 Well, I'm sure you have a very busy life, and it must be draining. 13 00:01:24,470 --> 00:01:25,469 Not really. 14 00:01:25,470 --> 00:01:26,650 Well, that's what I've heard. 15 00:01:27,070 --> 00:01:28,070 Oh. 16 00:01:29,150 --> 00:01:32,870 I'll tell you what. Why don't we have dinner tonight? Maybe we can... 17 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:36,660 Continue this conversation about my after -hours reputation. 18 00:01:37,060 --> 00:01:42,140 Sorry, Lance, I can't. I have all these things... I hate to interrupt your 19 00:01:42,140 --> 00:01:45,840 interview, Mr. Hardy, but literally speaking, we do have to get this fucking 20 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:46,798 scene shot. 21 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,800 That's if you can be up for it. 22 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:50,880 Well, 23 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:56,580 international box office star Lance Hardy has to get it hard. 24 00:01:59,780 --> 00:02:00,880 Okay, heat him up. 25 00:02:05,730 --> 00:02:07,430 Fox office star, really? 26 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:11,410 We watched too many of your own movies. 27 00:02:12,270 --> 00:02:15,250 Now, if your cock were as hard as your head, maybe we could get started. 28 00:02:15,550 --> 00:02:16,890 You know, you got a terrific mouth. 29 00:02:18,030 --> 00:02:19,050 So I've been told. 30 00:02:20,410 --> 00:02:21,870 Especially with no words, come on. 31 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:24,390 Oh, for God's sakes, Linda. 32 00:02:25,130 --> 00:02:27,510 This is supposed to be a sex scene, you're a nympho. 33 00:02:27,710 --> 00:02:29,230 Instead, you're acting like my wife. 34 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,640 Quiet on the set, everybody. 35 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,019 I'm sorry. 36 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,040 Okay, okay. 37 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:38,420 Let's just get this thing started then so we can get this dumb scene over with. 38 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:41,380 You know he's right. 39 00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:42,740 Roll sound. 40 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Rolling. 41 00:02:44,460 --> 00:02:45,460 Speed. 42 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,360 Speed. Mark it. 43 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:49,120 Mark it. 44 00:02:50,140 --> 00:02:51,140 Action. 45 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:35,800 What did she do? 46 00:04:37,540 --> 00:04:40,160 Oh, did it hurt him? 47 00:04:41,940 --> 00:04:45,240 Linda bit Lance on his most precious asset. 48 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:50,560 Okay, Phil. 49 00:04:51,420 --> 00:04:56,200 There's something I want you to say to both of them for me and Mr. Koontz. 50 00:04:56,500 --> 00:05:02,000 Tell them to stop acting like prima donnas and finish the fucking movie! 51 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:10,670 Now, if they don't do it, they'll never start another picture together again, or 52 00:05:10,670 --> 00:05:11,670 separately either. 53 00:05:13,170 --> 00:05:15,230 Oh, what did she do now, Phil? 54 00:05:16,390 --> 00:05:17,430 She did what? 55 00:05:21,490 --> 00:05:25,870 All right, Phil, I'll get back to you. 56 00:05:30,910 --> 00:05:33,130 Lance said something to provoke Linda. 57 00:05:34,060 --> 00:05:37,120 So she bit his cock and walked off the set. 58 00:05:37,660 --> 00:05:39,440 Lance Hardy, boy asshole. 59 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:44,020 Harvey, somewhere out there, there's got to be another schmuck with a pretty 60 00:05:44,020 --> 00:05:46,840 face and a big putz and able to come on cue. 61 00:05:47,140 --> 00:05:51,920 And if I ever find him, I'll run Mr. Lance Hardy's ass right out of 62 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:56,320 You know, Bernie, this asshole that you're talking about, his last three 63 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:59,220 pictures netted us 1 .8 mil. 64 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:04,020 And that doesn't include the licensing fees for Lance Hardy vibrators and the 65 00:06:04,020 --> 00:06:06,580 Lance Hardy dildos. He's still an asshole. 66 00:06:07,060 --> 00:06:11,020 Harvey, I'm going to put out a casting call. I'm going to get two new stars. 67 00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:12,020 going to replace them both. 68 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:17,380 Just in case you've forgotten, we've taken a couple of advances for another 69 00:06:17,380 --> 00:06:19,960 Lance Hardy Linda Hand picture. 70 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:24,720 So, we'd better come up with a Hardy Hand picture. 71 00:06:29,860 --> 00:06:31,460 Hello? Hi, Ginger. 72 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:37,080 No, I really don't feel like going shopping today. 73 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:42,880 Well, I thought I'd just, I don't know, sit around by the pool and answer some 74 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:43,880 fan mail. 75 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:47,240 Okay, sure. 76 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:49,500 All right, bye. 77 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:06,560 Dear Miss Hand, I'm one of your many fans. 78 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:09,380 I jerk off to all your movies. 79 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:13,640 Once the theater manager caught me and kicked me out. 80 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,080 Now I go to another theater. 81 00:07:17,060 --> 00:07:20,200 Could I have a picture of you, your devoted fan? 82 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,480 How sweet. 83 00:07:24,740 --> 00:07:29,400 It's 78 sunny degrees on a beautiful day in Los Angeles, and you're listening to 84 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:30,400 nonstop music. 85 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:34,840 On your favorite radio station, KLOV. K -L -O -V. 86 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:41,660 Yes? 87 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:44,340 Uh, Ms. Linda Hand? 88 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:45,700 Yes, what do you want? 89 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:48,800 Uh, I'm here with the Apex Pool Service. 90 00:07:49,180 --> 00:07:50,440 I'm here to service you. 91 00:07:50,860 --> 00:07:51,860 I mean the pool. 92 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,820 Service the pool. It's your regular day. 93 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:55,880 Where's Mr. Miranda? 94 00:07:56,180 --> 00:07:57,480 Uh, he's in Europe on vacation. 95 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,560 The pool business must be pretty lucrative. 96 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:04,140 Oh, well, if it's not convenient now, I could come back at another time. 97 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:07,380 Well, you're here now. You might as well come on in and get it done. 98 00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:26,980 So, what's your name? 99 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:28,940 Cochran, ma 'am. 100 00:08:29,420 --> 00:08:30,420 It's Cochran? 101 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:31,840 No first name? 102 00:08:32,299 --> 00:08:33,840 Well, they call me Bud, ma 'am. 103 00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:39,460 Tell you what, I'll call you Bud if you stop calling me ma 'am. Make me sound 104 00:08:39,460 --> 00:08:40,460 like Queen Victoria. 105 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:43,419 I think I'm still too young to play that part. 106 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,300 You are the Linda Hamm from the movies, aren't you? 107 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:49,000 You've seen some of my films. 108 00:08:49,470 --> 00:08:53,670 I've seen good enough to eat, and genitals prefer blondes. Since I've been 109 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:58,550 I've been to the Pussycats Cinema a couple of times. But back home, a group 110 00:08:58,550 --> 00:09:01,210 guys and me, we go to the theater almost every week. 111 00:09:01,670 --> 00:09:04,350 It won't bother you if I lay out here and get some sun, will it? 112 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:05,710 No, ma 'am. 113 00:09:06,010 --> 00:09:07,150 I mean, no. 114 00:09:07,450 --> 00:09:08,450 No, it won't. 115 00:10:35,150 --> 00:10:36,150 you 116 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,400 Bud, why don't you come over here and put some oil on me? 117 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:20,700 Bud? 118 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:40,180 Is this part of your usual service, Bud? 119 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,720 You see anybody in the water with me? 120 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:13,920 No. 121 00:14:47,210 --> 00:14:48,210 You're beautiful. 122 00:15:29,870 --> 00:15:30,870 better than much need. 123 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:57,680 Oh, man. 124 00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:18,429 What's the score? 125 00:19:18,430 --> 00:19:21,230 Not the game, schmuck. What do you think of the act? 126 00:19:22,790 --> 00:19:24,010 What's the big deal? 127 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,670 She only gets one channel. 128 00:19:26,230 --> 00:19:28,090 Turn that thing down a little, will you, honey? 129 00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:32,950 You've got an interesting act. 130 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:34,650 We'll let you know. 131 00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:44,650 You've got nice tits, tits. 132 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,280 We'll let you know. Thank you very much. 133 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000 Next. 134 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,020 Thank you very much. 135 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,140 Send the next girl in, will you? 136 00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:13,660 Next. 137 00:20:19,850 --> 00:20:21,850 I can't take much more of this. 138 00:20:22,490 --> 00:20:24,630 Call back that girl, Daisy. 139 00:20:27,030 --> 00:20:28,030 Ah! 140 00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:38,270 Buttercup? It's Daisy. 141 00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:39,610 Oh, yes, yes. 142 00:20:40,130 --> 00:20:41,130 Daisy. 143 00:20:41,630 --> 00:20:43,750 Daisy, Mr. 144 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,850 Cox and I... 145 00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:49,970 would like you to test for a part we've got coming up. 146 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,490 We think you'd be perfect. 147 00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:57,350 So, why don't you come back here next Thursday, and on your way out, you see 148 00:20:57,350 --> 00:20:59,790 Dorothy, our secretary, and she'll give you all the details. 149 00:21:00,890 --> 00:21:01,890 How about that? 150 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:06,330 Okay. Can I put my clothes back on? Oh, of course, my dear. How thoughtless of 151 00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:07,790 me. How thoughtless of me. 152 00:21:08,510 --> 00:21:12,490 Oh, and I wanted to thank you both. Oh, my pleasure. My pleasure. 153 00:21:13,350 --> 00:21:14,350 Sly dog. 154 00:21:18,650 --> 00:21:19,650 Bye. 155 00:21:20,410 --> 00:21:21,410 Next Thursday. 156 00:21:31,650 --> 00:21:32,650 Harvey, 157 00:21:34,070 --> 00:21:36,490 Harvey. It ain't easy. 158 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,610 But someone's got to do it. 159 00:21:42,670 --> 00:21:45,030 Harvey, why don't you go see Mike Taylor? 160 00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:51,890 You know, you really ought to be in pictures. 161 00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:54,130 You mean in fuck films? 162 00:21:55,550 --> 00:21:57,210 You certainly have a way with words. 163 00:21:57,910 --> 00:21:59,550 You want to give me another audition? 164 00:22:00,630 --> 00:22:02,530 That's exactly what I had in mind. 165 00:24:15,350 --> 00:24:16,350 Oh, no. 166 00:24:48,330 --> 00:24:50,370 Oh. Oh. 167 00:25:32,940 --> 00:25:34,420 spilled cum on Mr. Cox's desk. 168 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:36,440 Oh, that's too bad. 169 00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:38,340 Why don't you put some on Coons' desk, too? 170 00:25:42,660 --> 00:25:44,840 Mr. Hardy, thank you. 171 00:26:11,850 --> 00:26:15,490 She's a real airhead. She's probably real good on camera. 172 00:26:15,690 --> 00:26:19,630 If you get this area right in here... Lance, 173 00:26:23,810 --> 00:26:24,810 you're late again. 174 00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:28,330 You know, you've got to give up this. I'm the greatest sex machine that ever 175 00:26:28,330 --> 00:26:29,390 walks stuff, you know? 176 00:26:29,710 --> 00:26:31,370 We've got a screen test to do today. 177 00:26:31,710 --> 00:26:32,930 I'm sorry I'm late, okay? 178 00:26:35,210 --> 00:26:36,210 Hi. 179 00:26:38,310 --> 00:26:39,690 I'm really sorry I'm late. 180 00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:41,860 Okay, honey, get them hard. 181 00:26:42,140 --> 00:26:43,140 Huh? 182 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,060 You got some approach, Phil. 183 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,840 Miss, honey, what's your name? 184 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,040 Daisy. Daisy Chaney. 185 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:57,720 Well, Daisy, didn't they explain to you in casting what was expected of you for 186 00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:58,900 this screen test? 187 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:02,520 Well, sort of, I guess. 188 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:07,480 Then you do understand that Lance Hardy is going to insert his less swollen 189 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,480 penis into your warm, moist vagina. 190 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:14,950 and plunge it in and out for as long as possible until hopefully you two 191 00:27:14,950 --> 00:27:17,870 experience the primal pleasure of an orgasm. 192 00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:24,370 But before any of this can take place, first, he must have an erection. 193 00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:27,770 And that is what we are asking of you now. 194 00:27:29,010 --> 00:27:31,270 Tell me what you want me to do. 195 00:27:32,090 --> 00:27:34,790 For God's sakes, girl, didn't your mother teach you anything? 196 00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:36,770 Tickle his asshole! 197 00:27:37,010 --> 00:27:38,010 Titty fuck him! 198 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:42,340 Suck his toes, sit on his face, work it by hand, do anything. Just fucking do 199 00:27:42,340 --> 00:27:43,340 it. 200 00:27:44,820 --> 00:27:46,920 Excuse us for a minute, okay? 201 00:27:47,580 --> 00:27:48,580 Good. 202 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,340 Don't mind him. He's a little nervous, I guess. 203 00:27:53,780 --> 00:27:55,780 It was late, so it's really my fault. 204 00:27:56,140 --> 00:27:58,360 He's really hollering at me, not hollering at you. 205 00:27:59,180 --> 00:28:03,540 This is very simple. All we have to do is like... It's simpler than you think. 206 00:28:03,820 --> 00:28:04,820 Yeah, do you have a boyfriend? 207 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,940 No. But you've had one at one time, right? Right. 208 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,620 And, you know, when you made love to them, all the little things that you 209 00:28:11,780 --> 00:28:14,560 much fun. That's just about what we're going to do here. 210 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,040 It's very simple. 211 00:28:16,380 --> 00:28:20,200 It's not any special thing you have to do. Just be yourself. 212 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,520 You only need one pussy. 213 00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:26,500 Okay. And I think you'll love it. 214 00:28:32,020 --> 00:28:33,680 I'll teach you everything you have to know. 215 00:28:36,330 --> 00:28:37,530 Did you ever suck cock before? 216 00:28:38,330 --> 00:28:39,330 Yeah. 217 00:28:39,990 --> 00:28:40,990 You did? 218 00:28:41,870 --> 00:28:43,210 Sort of. Sort of, huh? 219 00:28:43,610 --> 00:28:45,230 So it's really very easy. 220 00:28:45,570 --> 00:28:47,150 Just sort of like what you did before. 221 00:28:47,970 --> 00:28:48,970 Just think about that. 222 00:28:49,730 --> 00:28:50,730 See? 223 00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:53,130 Jeez, it's so big. 224 00:28:55,290 --> 00:28:56,290 Is it really? 225 00:28:56,330 --> 00:28:57,330 Yeah. 226 00:28:58,870 --> 00:29:00,010 Here, why don't you go down there? 227 00:29:11,530 --> 00:29:12,530 Good evening. 228 00:29:46,860 --> 00:29:48,640 It's like sucking an ice cream cone. 229 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,100 Yeah, that's right, isn't it? Uh -huh. 230 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:24,820 I'll do it with... Yeah, that's it. 231 00:30:25,220 --> 00:30:28,920 Yeah, that's... Just have fun. 232 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,000 You see, 233 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,640 That's so fucking hard to do. I mean, you've just got to relax. 234 00:30:57,620 --> 00:31:01,200 Good. I think she's got it. Bye, George. She's got it. 235 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,740 Lance Hardy is risen, and so is my salary. 236 00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:05,900 Places, everyone. Get ready for a take. 237 00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:07,380 Heat them up. 238 00:31:18,380 --> 00:31:19,380 Roll sound. 239 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:24,720 Mark. 240 00:31:53,290 --> 00:31:54,290 They are. 241 00:31:55,490 --> 00:31:58,450 Tell me. 242 00:31:59,070 --> 00:32:01,610 They are. They are what? They're sensitive. 243 00:32:51,060 --> 00:32:53,420 I don't know. 244 00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:40,370 Bye. 245 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,200 Print it. All right. Great. 246 00:37:24,580 --> 00:37:26,400 Sensational. Really fucking sensational. 247 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:31,560 She's a natural, can I say. 248 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:38,960 Hi. 249 00:37:40,140 --> 00:37:41,480 Hi, Ginger. Come on in. 250 00:37:43,900 --> 00:37:45,700 You look great. You want a drink? 251 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,380 Oh, I'll get it. 252 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:55,260 So, how's the biggest cock in Hollywood? 253 00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:57,480 Your leading man. 254 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:02,120 That arrogant asshole and I will no longer be working together. 255 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:09,500 I have found a new leading man, though. That won't be easy, Linda. The Lance 256 00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:11,640 Harding schlong is legendary. 257 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,120 Oh, yeah, he's a terrific lover. 258 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,280 Too bad he's so inconsiderate. 259 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:19,420 Could this be love? 260 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:24,170 So, did you bring your equipment? 261 00:38:24,610 --> 00:38:28,030 Oh, yeah, sure. You know, I've only done rock stars before. Who is this guy? Is 262 00:38:28,030 --> 00:38:28,928 he your new boyfriend? 263 00:38:28,930 --> 00:38:31,070 He's going to be a big star in the movies. 264 00:38:31,950 --> 00:38:33,370 You mean your kind of movies? 265 00:38:34,530 --> 00:38:36,330 He must really be hung. 266 00:38:37,510 --> 00:38:38,970 What's his name? Is he cute? 267 00:38:39,270 --> 00:38:40,270 Is he circumcised? 268 00:38:41,430 --> 00:38:42,430 That's him now. 269 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:52,420 I didn't know you had company. 270 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,900 Oh, Bud Cochran. This is Ginger Glover. Hi. 271 00:38:56,380 --> 00:38:57,580 You want something to drink? 272 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,000 Yeah, you got a beer? 273 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:00,160 Sure. 274 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,580 Make yourself at home. 275 00:39:05,820 --> 00:39:06,820 How you doing? 276 00:39:07,060 --> 00:39:08,060 Great. 277 00:39:09,740 --> 00:39:10,980 Cute, Linda. 278 00:39:11,980 --> 00:39:14,180 I think I'm going to enjoy casting him. 279 00:39:15,260 --> 00:39:17,380 What do you mean, cast me? She work for your studio? 280 00:39:18,970 --> 00:39:21,250 She's going to preserve you for posterity. 281 00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:23,750 I don't get it. 282 00:39:25,110 --> 00:39:28,410 Well, she's going to make a plaster cast of your cock. 283 00:39:29,910 --> 00:39:30,910 No, she isn't. 284 00:39:31,170 --> 00:39:32,810 Oh, it won't hurt. You'll love it. 285 00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:36,970 You're a bunch of degenerates. You know that, don't you? Yeah. You got that 286 00:39:36,970 --> 00:39:37,970 right. 287 00:39:39,410 --> 00:39:41,130 Let's get his pants off. All right. 288 00:39:45,530 --> 00:39:48,280 I'm going to cut it out now. This is so funny. Oh, come on. Hey, this is 289 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,880 humiliating to me. We just met. 290 00:39:50,340 --> 00:39:52,880 I'm just going to cast you, not castrate you. 291 00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:55,260 Come on. Let's get these pants on. 292 00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:58,300 Sick. Sick. Get in there. 293 00:39:58,520 --> 00:39:59,860 We'll need some water. Sick. 294 00:40:01,220 --> 00:40:03,180 Degenerate. I got them right here. I know. 295 00:40:03,620 --> 00:40:04,700 Perverted. Have a seat. 296 00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:06,020 You'll see. 297 00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:09,340 What are you going to do now? 298 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:10,840 What are we going to do now? 299 00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:14,080 Well, let's get his pants off and get him hard. I can't make the casting 300 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,820 he's good and hard. Come on now. 301 00:40:20,780 --> 00:40:23,340 Look, I don't cotton to being made a fool of, right? 302 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:28,360 No. 303 00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:29,760 You're going to love this. 304 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,280 Come on, you want this? Help me a little bit. You're wrong. 305 00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:41,140 Here, let's get this under his ass. I don't want to make a mess. 306 00:40:41,580 --> 00:40:42,900 What, are you worried about the furniture? 307 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:45,880 I'm not worried about a thing, honey. 308 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,560 Underwear, too. We can't do it through the underwear, you know. 309 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:52,100 I sure hope you don't hurt me. I mean, I'm a gentleman at times, man. 310 00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:54,920 Oh, it's going to be excruciating. 311 00:40:55,740 --> 00:40:56,740 You're going to love it. 312 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:07,840 Shit. 313 00:41:08,180 --> 00:41:09,620 Jeez, I feel like I'm at the dentist. 314 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,220 I can never get hard now. 315 00:42:02,570 --> 00:42:03,750 Well, I might get hard. 316 00:42:23,670 --> 00:42:25,250 It's time to cast this. 317 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:37,460 How am I going to get this off when it hardens? 318 00:42:38,020 --> 00:42:41,180 Well, you can't keep it up forever, Stud. When you get smaller, it'll slide 319 00:42:41,180 --> 00:42:42,180 right off. 320 00:42:43,180 --> 00:42:48,200 I think I'll use bronze, so that even when you're gone, your mighty organ will 321 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,120 remain as in life, always ready for another recital. 322 00:42:52,580 --> 00:42:55,560 Just give it a couple of minutes for the plaster to harden, and we're all set. 323 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,200 Ginger, you know, you're a master cockcaster. 324 00:43:00,140 --> 00:43:02,920 Thank you. How am I supposed to stay hard with this thing on? 325 00:43:08,650 --> 00:43:09,650 That's a great idea. 326 00:43:10,190 --> 00:43:14,330 Now watch closely, Cochran. You may never see anything like this again. 327 00:43:27,790 --> 00:43:28,830 Let's get these off. 328 00:43:33,670 --> 00:43:35,210 So it's tease time, huh? 329 00:43:37,390 --> 00:43:39,670 You're going to fuck your toes, Cochran. 330 00:43:49,850 --> 00:43:50,930 What's your health? 331 00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:53,330 Oh. 332 00:43:56,630 --> 00:43:57,890 It's pretty warm. 333 00:43:58,350 --> 00:44:00,430 Oh, man. Oh, yeah. 334 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:28,920 Nice little massage. 335 00:46:28,650 --> 00:46:29,650 Whip up another batch. 336 00:46:29,950 --> 00:46:31,110 I'll keep him high. 337 00:46:31,890 --> 00:46:34,510 How much water do I put in? 338 00:46:35,270 --> 00:46:37,010 Put in the plaster first. 339 00:46:38,530 --> 00:46:39,530 About a cup. 340 00:46:40,070 --> 00:46:41,950 Just eyeball it. 341 00:46:44,770 --> 00:46:45,910 Then how much water? 342 00:46:46,990 --> 00:46:48,090 About half a cup. 343 00:46:51,330 --> 00:46:52,330 I'm sorry. 344 00:46:52,590 --> 00:46:53,590 It was too tight. 345 00:46:53,790 --> 00:46:54,790 Too tight. 346 00:48:23,090 --> 00:48:24,670 Give me that dildo. 347 00:48:25,330 --> 00:48:27,430 What? There's a dildo in my bag. 348 00:48:27,919 --> 00:48:28,919 Get it for me. 349 00:49:24,170 --> 00:49:25,810 I guess we're going to have to make him hard again. 350 00:49:28,110 --> 00:49:29,110 Ready? 351 00:49:43,650 --> 00:49:44,690 The pan, sir. 352 00:49:59,020 --> 00:50:00,020 You two talk. 353 00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:05,060 I'm going down to the Nazi sex slave company and see how they're doing. Nice 354 00:50:05,060 --> 00:50:06,140 see you again, Linda. 355 00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:07,760 Nice seeing you, Mr. Cox. 356 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,820 I love him like a brother, but I sure wish he'd see my tailor. 357 00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:27,060 Bernie, darling, what this studio needs is a... 358 00:50:28,060 --> 00:50:30,500 Big, fresh, new cock. 359 00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:37,700 Attached to a nice, easygoing, and easy to get along with young man. 360 00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:47,240 And as the sun slowly sinks over the western horizon, we say a not -so -fond 361 00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:49,160 farewell to Lance Hardy. 362 00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:50,480 What's his name? 363 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:54,920 Bud Cochran. Well, actually, it's Longstreet Cochran. 364 00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,380 Some screenwriter made that up. 365 00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:58,600 No, it's for real. 366 00:50:59,220 --> 00:51:00,760 Oh, it's too good to be true. 367 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:04,580 Okay. Have him here tomorrow morning. We'll shoot a test. 368 00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,100 Bernie, darling! 369 00:51:06,940 --> 00:51:11,060 I know you're really going to be impressed with him. 370 00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:16,560 Ah, Linda, baby. If only I wasn't happily married to Bertha these 28 371 00:51:22,860 --> 00:51:23,860 Morning, Phil. 372 00:51:24,180 --> 00:51:25,180 Ah, Linda. 373 00:51:25,660 --> 00:51:29,760 One of the hundred reasons I love you so much is you're always on time. Oh, so 374 00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:31,380 tell me another 50 or 60 reasons. 375 00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:36,240 Linda, my dear, if all my stars were as easy to work with as you are, my life 376 00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:37,380 would be so much better. 377 00:51:37,860 --> 00:51:38,799 Thanks, Phil. 378 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,280 Is this the new star? 379 00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:41,600 Oh, Bud. 380 00:51:41,820 --> 00:51:45,720 This is Phil Parker. Now, he's directed all of my pictures, and he's the very 381 00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:46,720 best. 382 00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:49,260 Phil, this is Bud Cochran. How do you do? 383 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:52,440 Now, I want you to remember that name. He's going to be very big. 384 00:51:53,100 --> 00:51:57,540 Of course, he's already pretty big, but what I mean to say is that he's going to 385 00:51:57,540 --> 00:51:58,479 be well -known. 386 00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:02,080 Oh, and Phil, I just want to tell you how much I appreciate you doing Bud's 387 00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,080 screen test. 388 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:04,680 Who's he working with? 389 00:52:04,940 --> 00:52:08,640 Ah, you, Miss, come over here. I want to introduce you. 390 00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,020 Linda, Bud, this is, what's your name? 391 00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:12,700 Daisy, Daisy Chaney. 392 00:52:13,020 --> 00:52:14,020 Ah, Daisy. 393 00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:15,280 This is Miss Hand. 394 00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:19,220 Oh, Miss Hand, I've seen all your pictures. You give the greatest head. 395 00:52:19,420 --> 00:52:20,420 Thank you. 396 00:52:21,499 --> 00:52:24,220 And this is Bud Cochran. You'll be working with Bud today. 397 00:52:24,540 --> 00:52:26,000 Ooh, he's cute. 398 00:52:26,580 --> 00:52:29,320 Well, I'm going to leave the three of you to your movie -making magic. 399 00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:36,220 Marker. 400 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:41,560 Okay. Now, try not to act too nervous now. Okay, look right in the lens. 401 00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,500 Okay, now look at that thing. Now look back at me. 402 00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:45,760 And action. 403 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:09,800 Well, Harvey, what do you think? I say we let him play the lead with Linda in 404 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:10,800 our next picture. 405 01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:13,500 Yes. Yes. Please say yes. 406 01:00:14,860 --> 01:00:18,540 We still have the unfinished matinee idol to deal with. 407 01:00:19,220 --> 01:00:24,320 And we've got to honor our commitments to our distributors and deliver them a 408 01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,440 Lance Hardy, Linda Hand film. 409 01:00:26,700 --> 01:00:30,120 You mean a Linda Hand, Lance Hardy film, don't you, Mr. Cox? 410 01:00:30,820 --> 01:00:31,820 Whatever. 411 01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:37,620 Okay. I'll finish this one film with Lance Hardy, but it's the last time I'm 412 01:00:37,620 --> 01:00:38,640 ever going to work with him. 413 01:00:39,420 --> 01:00:43,940 From now on, my leading man is Bud Cochran. 414 01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:50,840 Linda, Linda, we'll work something out. 415 01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:57,560 I'm sorry, Harvey, I only... Bernie, they got their brains between their 416 01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:03,280 Harvey, they just don't realize the attraction they have for one another. 417 01:01:03,500 --> 01:01:08,800 Well, maybe you're right. You know, this studio's success is attributable to 418 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,320 Lance and Linda together. 419 01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:15,080 Well, hell, they've acted like this towards one another ever since the 420 01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:19,480 Whatever is between them sure works well on the screen. 421 01:01:20,380 --> 01:01:22,320 Don't fool with a winning combination. 422 01:01:28,140 --> 01:01:29,140 Lance Harding. 423 01:01:29,780 --> 01:01:32,020 I'm really glad we had a chance to get together tonight. 424 01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:36,820 You know, Doris has done some research on what you do, your lifestyle. You 425 01:01:36,860 --> 01:01:39,440 we're not squares. We understand this. I think it's terrific. 426 01:01:39,780 --> 01:01:43,760 And I know about your relationship with your studio, Sensational International. 427 01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:45,100 It's fine. 428 01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:48,480 I don't think you're really getting the proper edge. 429 01:01:48,740 --> 01:01:53,660 What I'm proposing, I think, will blow the lid off the market and boost your 430 01:01:53,660 --> 01:01:54,660 career. 431 01:01:55,460 --> 01:01:56,860 Blow the lid off the market? 432 01:01:57,450 --> 01:01:58,450 Tell them, Doris. 433 01:01:59,230 --> 01:02:00,750 You tell them, Walter. 434 01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:02,130 I'm embarrassed. 435 01:02:02,730 --> 01:02:03,850 She's embarrassed. 436 01:02:04,770 --> 01:02:10,010 Lance Hardy's advice to women about sex. 437 01:02:11,130 --> 01:02:13,450 What? To women about sex? 438 01:02:13,650 --> 01:02:15,310 Written by Lance Hardy? 439 01:02:15,610 --> 01:02:17,510 Lance Hardy advice about sex? 440 01:02:18,070 --> 01:02:19,070 For women. 441 01:02:21,370 --> 01:02:22,990 Out on the clincher, Doris. 442 01:02:23,630 --> 01:02:24,630 Hardcover. 443 01:02:25,270 --> 01:02:31,040 Bestseller. My husband will publish a book that you will write that gives 444 01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:32,660 to women about sex. 445 01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:37,020 I think it'll make the New York Times bestseller list and probably run for a 446 01:02:37,020 --> 01:02:39,180 year. I'm talking something very big. 447 01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:41,440 Yeah? I think it's sensational. 448 01:02:41,660 --> 01:02:45,040 Doris came up with the idea. I'm the publisher. I'm handling the overall 449 01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:46,680 package. You know, the financing. 450 01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:50,080 Doris will work out the details with you, how it's going to work. She'll edit 451 01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:51,080 it, the whole thing. 452 01:02:51,180 --> 01:02:52,240 Doris, do me a favor. 453 01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:53,440 Take him home. 454 01:02:53,610 --> 01:02:56,730 Go over the details with him. When you do that for him, tell him how it works. 455 01:02:56,910 --> 01:02:59,810 You got any questions? No problem. I got to get out of here. All right, Taurus? 456 01:02:59,870 --> 01:03:01,790 You'll take him home? Sure, darling. You look good. 457 01:03:02,290 --> 01:03:03,370 Don't you look good? Great. 458 01:03:03,830 --> 01:03:04,830 Great. 459 01:03:10,650 --> 01:03:10,970 You 460 01:03:10,970 --> 01:03:18,970 got 461 01:03:18,970 --> 01:03:19,970 a nice place here. 462 01:03:21,710 --> 01:03:22,790 So, we're going to... 463 01:03:23,230 --> 01:03:24,730 You want me to do a little book? Write a book, huh? 464 01:03:25,950 --> 01:03:26,950 Listen, Lance. 465 01:03:27,130 --> 01:03:29,110 Walter will never find out about this. 466 01:03:29,490 --> 01:03:33,490 Huh? He could never understand how I really feel about you. 467 01:03:34,470 --> 01:03:36,170 Only I understand, Lance. 468 01:03:36,430 --> 01:03:37,930 I know what you feel. 469 01:03:38,630 --> 01:03:39,730 You know what I feel? 470 01:03:40,670 --> 01:03:44,650 Listen to me, Lance. I'm talking about a relationship here. Mrs. 471 01:03:44,950 --> 01:03:48,490 Michaels. Doris. Hey, Doris. Look, Doris, you don't understand what this 472 01:03:48,490 --> 01:03:52,090 business is like. And I'm not really what you think I am. I know. I know, 473 01:03:52,750 --> 01:03:57,590 So you just relax and stay right here and don't move. 474 01:03:59,210 --> 01:04:04,090 I'm going to slip into something... More comfortable. 475 01:04:06,970 --> 01:04:08,290 More expressive. 476 01:04:14,810 --> 01:04:16,330 I gotta get out of here. 477 01:04:18,530 --> 01:04:19,570 Maybe I'll stay. 478 01:04:21,550 --> 01:04:23,910 I mean, she's not that bad looking. 479 01:04:25,470 --> 01:04:28,570 She's cute and a good piece of ass, maybe. 480 01:04:28,810 --> 01:04:29,850 Who the fuck will know? 481 01:04:31,330 --> 01:04:35,450 No, I better go. No, this is... I'll stay. 482 01:04:36,130 --> 01:04:37,770 No? Yeah, I'll stay, huh? 483 01:05:11,530 --> 01:05:14,090 Just relax and lie there, darling. 484 01:05:14,910 --> 01:05:16,550 I'll do everything. 485 01:05:20,210 --> 01:05:21,630 I gotta get out of here. 486 01:05:23,990 --> 01:05:25,510 What a bad sport. 487 01:05:28,370 --> 01:05:30,090 With warmest regards, 488 01:05:31,070 --> 01:05:36,230 Sensational International Pictures, Harvey D. Cox, Chairman of the Board, 489 01:05:36,410 --> 01:05:38,410 Bernard A. Kunst, President. 490 01:05:39,390 --> 01:05:41,230 Thank you, Dorothy. That'll be all. 491 01:05:42,170 --> 01:05:43,190 You're welcome, sir. 492 01:05:44,630 --> 01:05:45,630 Oh. 493 01:05:45,970 --> 01:05:47,990 Hi, Dorothy. How's my favorite secretary? 494 01:05:48,330 --> 01:05:50,290 I'm doing well, Mr. Hardy. Thank you. 495 01:05:50,830 --> 01:05:56,210 You know, you, uh... You look very... Respectable. 496 01:05:56,930 --> 01:05:58,710 You look well yourself, sir. 497 01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:05,820 Well, thank you, Mr. Hardy, for honoring us with your esteemed presence. 498 01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:09,180 Cut the crap, Ernie. Get to the point. What do you want to see me about? 499 01:06:09,500 --> 01:06:14,080 We want you to finish Matinee Idol with Linda. 500 01:06:14,940 --> 01:06:16,920 Well, what about that other actress we tested? 501 01:06:17,340 --> 01:06:22,160 Daisy, what's her name? Daisy Chaney. Yes, her tests look great. Just great. 502 01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:27,340 we've got to recoup our money from Matinee Idol, and the only way to do 503 01:06:27,340 --> 01:06:29,480 for you and Linda both to finish the picture. 504 01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:34,380 Suppose I agree. 505 01:06:35,180 --> 01:06:37,560 Then how are you going to get Linda to go along with this? 506 01:06:37,820 --> 01:06:40,340 We've already talked to Linda, and she's agreed. 507 01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:42,760 She's going to cooperate fully. 508 01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:48,260 And then after matinee idol is completed, we can drop Linda and replace 509 01:06:48,260 --> 01:06:49,300 Daisy in the next film. 510 01:06:50,140 --> 01:06:51,140 Crazy. 511 01:06:51,580 --> 01:06:53,080 How do you drop Linda Hand? 512 01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:58,840 We don't need two female stars on one lot. Now, Linda's too old. She's over 513 01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:01,560 hill. I think your partner's going a little wacky. 514 01:07:02,670 --> 01:07:03,790 I think you're crazy. 515 01:07:04,450 --> 01:07:06,890 Linda Hand, Pastor Prime, she's the best. 516 01:07:07,270 --> 01:07:10,110 She can still raise every cop from here to the East Coast. 517 01:07:12,410 --> 01:07:14,730 Including a couple old men that I know. 518 01:07:16,450 --> 01:07:19,410 All right, when do you want to resume filming? Tomorrow morning at 8 o 'clock 519 01:07:19,410 --> 01:07:20,410 sharp, so be there. 520 01:07:21,650 --> 01:07:22,650 Oh, I'll be there. 521 01:07:24,430 --> 01:07:30,630 I told you, Bernie. 522 01:07:31,100 --> 01:07:33,100 They got their brains between their legs. 523 01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:52,380 If you two are ready, I'd like to get started. 524 01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:02,820 Places, everyone. Get ready for a take. 525 01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:04,160 Heat them up. 526 01:08:05,300 --> 01:08:06,300 Roll sound. 527 01:08:07,540 --> 01:08:08,540 Mark. 528 01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:10,720 Action. 529 01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:42,580 You knew I was following you all that time, didn't you? 530 01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:44,760 Didn't you? 531 01:09:45,319 --> 01:09:47,580 Huh? I was watching you. 532 01:09:51,420 --> 01:09:52,420 Did you know that? 533 01:09:52,939 --> 01:09:53,939 Yeah, I knew. 534 01:09:55,820 --> 01:09:57,200 You wanted this cock, didn't you? 535 01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,000 Yeah. 536 01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:01,200 Give it to me. 537 01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:02,360 Oh, you can. 538 01:10:05,580 --> 01:10:06,580 I'm not your husband. 539 01:10:06,780 --> 01:10:09,180 You can talk to him, but you can't talk to me that way. 540 01:10:10,030 --> 01:10:12,190 I'll give you what I want in winter. You understand? 541 01:10:12,890 --> 01:10:13,910 You understand? 542 01:10:15,090 --> 01:10:16,250 You understand? You understand? You understand? 543 01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:18,750 You understand? You understand? 544 01:10:20,070 --> 01:10:21,630 You understand? You understand? You understand? You understand? You 545 01:10:21,630 --> 01:10:22,630 You understand? 546 01:10:49,719 --> 01:10:51,500 Let's cut and go for a new angle now. 547 01:11:01,420 --> 01:11:07,480 I just want you to know that I'm 548 01:11:07,480 --> 01:11:12,700 really sorry about... No, no, no. There's no reason to apologize. 549 01:11:13,550 --> 01:11:14,550 It was my fault. 550 01:11:15,150 --> 01:11:18,350 Well, I guess actually we both have reason to apologize. 551 01:11:21,950 --> 01:11:22,950 Yeah, I guess. 552 01:11:26,670 --> 01:11:28,450 It's nice to see you two aren't fighting. 553 01:11:29,630 --> 01:11:30,930 Okay, ready, everybody. 554 01:11:31,190 --> 01:11:32,310 We're back in business. 555 01:11:32,810 --> 01:11:34,730 Places, everyone. Get ready for a take. 556 01:11:35,130 --> 01:11:36,130 Heat them up. 557 01:11:36,230 --> 01:11:37,230 Now, hold it a second. 558 01:11:37,450 --> 01:11:41,390 I'm not hard. 559 01:11:42,700 --> 01:11:44,060 Sorry to give him a dick up in the list. 560 01:11:44,460 --> 01:11:45,600 You don't mind, do you? No. 561 01:11:46,780 --> 01:11:47,920 I'm going to get back in character. 562 01:11:48,980 --> 01:11:51,920 The camera's just on your faces. Can't we get this thing shot? 563 01:11:52,260 --> 01:11:53,460 Hey, I'm going to tell you something. 564 01:11:54,220 --> 01:11:56,100 You know, I've got to be inside her, all right? 565 01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:57,620 It's all right, Lance. We're holding. 566 01:11:57,900 --> 01:12:01,160 I do the soft core stuff. It's okay. I don't want to pretend. I want to feel 567 01:12:01,220 --> 01:12:03,700 If we don't start soon, we'll be into overtime, Lance. 568 01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:10,320 You know, sometimes you... Don't get me upset, all right? 569 01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:12,710 Jeez. Roll sound. 570 01:12:13,130 --> 01:12:14,730 Speed. Mark. 571 01:12:14,950 --> 01:12:16,470 Marker. Action. 572 01:12:23,310 --> 01:12:25,310 Love your big dick. 573 01:12:27,190 --> 01:12:28,190 Fuck me. 574 01:12:32,490 --> 01:12:33,690 Turn me over. 575 01:12:34,010 --> 01:12:35,850 What? Turn me over. 576 01:12:36,810 --> 01:12:38,230 I should do that. 577 01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:52,240 Like that? 578 01:12:57,360 --> 01:12:59,260 Pull it down. Come on. 579 01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:04,620 Come on. 580 01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:10,600 You got it. 581 01:13:21,740 --> 01:13:22,740 Ugh. 582 01:14:51,150 --> 01:14:52,270 Beautiful, beautiful. 583 01:14:52,730 --> 01:14:53,730 Right. 584 01:14:55,150 --> 01:14:58,510 Okay? Yeah, damn good. Okay for you? No, no, no. 585 01:14:58,770 --> 01:14:59,770 That's a good shot. 586 01:15:00,630 --> 01:15:01,710 Wrap for the day. 587 01:15:03,150 --> 01:15:05,850 Nice work. 588 01:15:11,730 --> 01:15:17,430 Someone knows where they are. 589 01:15:18,130 --> 01:15:19,130 Hey. 590 01:15:21,580 --> 01:15:22,580 How about dinner sometime? 591 01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:24,440 Really? 592 01:15:25,580 --> 01:15:26,580 I'd like that. 593 01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:46,580 Nice place you have. 594 01:16:49,430 --> 01:16:51,970 You know, I don't think I've ever been happier, Lance. 595 01:16:52,430 --> 01:16:53,430 Yeah? 596 01:16:53,770 --> 01:16:55,830 Is that before or after you locked me out of the house? 597 01:16:58,470 --> 01:16:59,470 Would you like a drink? 598 01:16:59,770 --> 01:17:00,770 I'd love one, thanks. 599 01:17:02,550 --> 01:17:07,810 You know, you made Daisy and Bud very happy, too. If it wasn't for you, they'd 600 01:17:07,810 --> 01:17:08,810 have never met. 601 01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:11,330 If it wasn't for you, they'd have never met. 602 01:17:14,510 --> 01:17:15,550 Linda, tell me something. 603 01:17:18,700 --> 01:17:21,440 You think you could marry me? 604 01:17:23,780 --> 01:17:24,780 No. 605 01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:26,220 Hard man's good to find. 606 01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:28,760 You didn't let me finish. 607 01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:32,660 What I meant to say is, why do you want to marry me? 608 01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:36,920 Well, let me see. 609 01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:38,560 This might take a while. 610 01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:45,940 If you say yes, I'll spend the rest of our lives telling you why. 611 01:17:57,390 --> 01:18:00,650 Now this is the first time that we're alone together. 612 01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:27,398 And Mr. 613 01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:33,080 and Mrs. Popper, by the power vested in me by the state of California, I 614 01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:35,460 pronounce you man and wife. 615 01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:37,180 You may kiss the bride. 616 01:23:41,820 --> 01:23:42,779 And Mr. 617 01:23:42,780 --> 01:23:48,340 Hardy and Miss Hand, I just want to tell you how much my wife and I enjoy 618 01:23:48,340 --> 01:23:49,460 watching your films. 619 01:23:49,900 --> 01:23:52,220 Thank you, Your Honor. Thank you. Thank you very much. 620 01:23:52,640 --> 01:23:53,660 Well, congratulations. 621 01:23:54,100 --> 01:23:55,200 Thank you, Mr. Hardy. 622 01:23:58,079 --> 01:24:00,780 Thank you so much. Daisy, congratulations. 623 01:24:02,740 --> 01:24:03,740 Thanks, Max. 624 01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:05,200 Very best of luck to you both. 625 01:24:05,500 --> 01:24:06,520 Thank you. Thank you, sir. 626 01:24:07,940 --> 01:24:09,720 Bye -bye. Have a safe trip. 627 01:24:10,220 --> 01:24:11,220 So long. 628 01:24:29,870 --> 01:24:31,070 So you got married. 629 01:24:31,530 --> 01:24:33,210 I'll send you a wedding gift. 630 01:24:33,790 --> 01:24:34,790 Who? 631 01:24:35,210 --> 01:24:40,390 Daisy. I thought you and Linda. She... You what? 632 01:24:41,150 --> 01:24:42,150 She what? 633 01:24:42,310 --> 01:24:43,310 What? 634 01:24:44,570 --> 01:24:45,570 You and who? 635 01:24:45,710 --> 01:24:48,110 I thought you were sweet on... What's her name? 636 01:24:48,890 --> 01:24:51,190 Linda's what? Come on, Lance. Quit kidding. 637 01:24:51,530 --> 01:24:52,429 You what? 638 01:24:52,430 --> 01:24:53,890 Hello. Hello. 639 01:24:56,650 --> 01:24:57,650 They quit. 640 01:24:58,210 --> 01:24:59,210 Both of them. 641 01:24:59,710 --> 01:25:00,710 All of them! 642 01:25:04,910 --> 01:25:06,230 What'll we do, Bernie? 643 01:25:10,010 --> 01:25:15,850 Somewhere in this whole star -struck town, there's gotta be another guy with 644 01:25:15,850 --> 01:25:19,390 big cock, a pretty face, able to come on cue. 645 01:25:25,110 --> 01:25:29,190 You. Fella. You out there. How about you? 646 01:25:29,690 --> 01:25:31,350 You want to be a matinee idol. 647 01:26:36,130 --> 01:26:38,130 Thank you.